Milkman & 50s Housewife Halloween Couples Costume – Funny Adult One-Size Outfits

A Costume For the Woman in Your Life and Her Boyfriend You can ring the doorbell all night, but he’s going to come right inside. That’s right baby, we’re talking about the Milk Man. And you know he’s never far away from the hot bored Housewife for some reason. With Hauntlook, you’ll be able to roleplay this classic coupling, this shining beacon of suburban infidelity that reminds us of the golden days, when a milkman and a hot wife might be slapping each other’s butts the very second dad goes into town to look for work. The golden years of American innocence, when a milkman wasn’t just a milkman but a constant, looming threat more frightening than any Commie paratrooper. When a woman might be so sick of her husband’s crap she might place an order for some extra cream, and I’m not talking dairy. You get the picture? The Family Unit is a Fragile Thing But these (technically) unisex costumes are made with 100% polyester, no B.S., flim-flam, bamboozlement, or herky-jerk. Okay, maybe a little herky-jerk, but who could blame us. Got a little white stain on your dress? Hand wash and hang it out to dry right in front of your husband’s stupid pig face. To prevent colors from bleeding, avoid bleaching or ironing this attire. One size fits most.

• Button closure
• Hand Wash Only
• THE MILKMAN IS COMING: Dress up as my parents with a Bored Housewife and the Neighborhood Milk Man costume from Hauntlook
• THE MILKMAN TOLD ME I CAN CALL HIM DAD: The Milk Man set features a classic cap, bowtie and nametag, while the 50s Housewife costume includes a cute apron. To complete the look, wear a white button up shirt and white pants (the dress and shirt/white pants are not included) and nametag, while the 50s Housewife costume includes a cute apron. To complete the look, wear a white button up shirt and white pants (these are not included)
• I TOOK A PATERNITY TEST AND APPARENTLY I’M 2% MILK: Make a "splash" at Halloween parties, swingers events, baby reveals, and family reunions with your estranged relatives
• EASY TO GET OFF: Slip into something a little more comfortable. You’ll be able to get your costumes off and back on again before your husband gets home
• WHAT’S YOUR #HAUNTLOOK?: If you love your costume, be sure to check out Hauntlook decorations, bags, and other spooky accessories!